
Man, the day was going so well. I’m not sure what was worse, the fact that i’d spent 15 minutes trying with all my might to rip the size 12 nymph out of my arm in 105 degree heat, or the fact that the biggest drum (which i’d been stalking for twenty minutes) swam back and forth over and over in tight loops, inches from my feet.
I’d made it down to the banks of the Pedernales around 8AM, hoping to land a fish or two before the sun and heat caused all the fish to hunker down. There are hardly any people out there because of the lack of water and the almost unbearable heat, but with water this low it only takes one person to put all the fish in a pool down for the rest of the day.
Since i’d been working the small pools up to this point, i tied on one of the aformentioned bead head nymphs and projected it forward with the aid of my small, but somehow burly, 2WT. After a few casts and some SSSSLLLLOOOOWWWW strips i felt the line go taught and watched in amazement as the tip of the rod acted like a Divining Rod, constantly pointing to the energetic fighting fish on the other end of the line. The stranger turned out to be only the third catfish i’d ever caught, but when it made multiple runs, the joy of catching one soon came rushing back to me. If you’ve never caught one, you owe it to yourself to try and make it happen, they fight like fish twice their size.
(Tip: Now’s the time. Shallow waters mean you can reach them. Nymphs or small Wooly Buggers in olive, let to sink, and then stripped slowly will pay off.)

Still high on life and shaking with excitement from the fight, i tied on a popper and had it instantly inhaled by this (Guadalupe?) Bass. As it skated across the waters surface i felt the passion to let out a monster YELP, but even this early in the morning the sun and heat demanded conservative celebration, best not to pass out and become vulture food, so instead i just gave the river a thumbs up and used the rest of my energy to hike a mile downstream.
Working the shallow bank down river was almost surreal. With the banks running two feet at their deepest, and being clear as glass, i could actually stalk my fish as if i were on the flats. A school of Redhorse would pass, then the huge and picky Carp, then a handful of Bass, followed soon by a squadron of Catfish cruising in packs. All of this action, just a few feet from you, it was like fishing in an aquarium, while being jacked up on caffeine, the feeling of all these fish cruising by, and in easy sight was pretty unreal.
After landing my second catfish for the day along this bank, i saw the Drum. It was easily twice the size of any Drum i’d caught. Stalking it for 20 minutes and offering my nymph over and over again, only to be refused i decided to sit down, regroup and tie on something else. Then, somehow the line tangled around me or my pack, and before my ass hit the ground i had a hook in the back of my arms up to the fur. As i watched the Drum swim back and forth, all i could think was, “DAMN IT! OF ALL THE TIMES!”

As i tried to rip the fly out it would catch on the tinniest bit of barb, i crush all my flies so it was hanging under my skin by the most minuscule pieces of metal. After nearly passing out from pain, while trying to yank it out for about fifteen minutes, i stood up, saluted the Drum and headed back, sad to have such a great day end so abruptly from some sort of user error.
Thirty minutes later, after trying to drive AND simaltaneously rip the fly out, i ended up pulling into the eerie parking lot at the Johnson City EMS. Trying to stay calm and cool, i thought about how having this mistake removed was going to cost me one line and 20 new flies, or about $100 dollars. Clamping my hemostats down at the base of the hook, i counted…ONE…YANK! With an audible “pop” i actually heard the hook rip out. And where i should have been thinking about pain, and health, and all the stuff grown ups are supposed to think about, i actually thought this…
“Now i can get back to my fishing, what an inconvience.”

P.S. Anyone out there had this happen to them? The hooking of thyself that is? And i mean DEEPLY not the surface scrape.